Stop That Fantasy

I went to get a haircut about a week ago and the saloonist (a girl) asked me this "Do you by any chance happen to have a girlfriend?" I said, no and I asked why she asked. She told me, "Cause your hair is so rough." And when I got back home I told my friend about it and was telling her how would it be if I had a girlfriend? And then she started this conversation below. Haha. Slam poetry! The purple is the alien friend.

Stop that fantasy

Make it a reality

End your days being lonely

And to find fingers touching you softly

To whom shall I show my insanity?

To the one who you love most tenderly

I know none who would want yours truly

Or should you stop being picky?

I'm not being picked, I'm not choosy

Well, love will find you don't worry

But don't just sit there, get out and be merry

Life is too short to only study

Pick me, pick me the one and only!

I will pick you but also leave you unfaithfully

So, no I won't take you simply

And I would stay forever lonely

You will never know how love can be so tenderly

I have felt it once, I do know really

Is that all you will ever need, seriously?

Come on don't live foolishly

Cherish the past passionately

But seek for a future open mindedly

I'm not saying no, I'm not silly
I would wait for the one dearly
But I do know it would take an eternity
For that one to come mysteriously

Even if for eternity, it will come hopefully

Well, I guess there is no hurry

But why not if it can make you happy

It's never too late nor early

I am in no hurry
Doesn't matter sad or happy
It is just something that will never be

Or is this a sign of gay maybe?

I simply love the ending. And no. I'm not gay. =P