Evil Papers!!

Tests. Darn them! Those papers... Whenever I see them looks as if they've got two red horns like a devil. Devil hunting for don't know what.

I can hardly find time for some heavenly pieces right here on this page. But I'm given SUFFICIENT amount of time for those papers where I write my hell of a piece. So they say.

I'm crapping. I wish I could burn them like hell note. LOL. That wouldn't happen would it?

The Peace Ambassador

It's weird. That's all I have to say. What's wrong with me wearing white?? Ok I was in a formal attire today. So? Anyone has anything against me? LOL. Good. I'd take silence as a NO. Perfect.


It all started like this :


~ Timeline ~

(of course its not that accurate)

SEPTEMBER 2008

0615 :
I chose my clothes from the wardrobe. White long sleeve, Lentino with black pants. Formal.

0625 :
My housemate,
"Hey! Do you have presentation today?"
"Nope. Just wearing it for world peace day."

0630 :
(in the lift)
"Jeremy! What's with the outfit today??"
I smiled - "Nothing. Just for peace."

0700 :
(in the campus cafe)
One of my girl friends,
"Whoah! You look smart."
"Gee.. thanks." (blushed. she is sweet anyway)

0700 - 0745 :
(i was in the cafe)
"You look so formal, what's up?"
"Why are you looking so smart huh?"

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bla bla bla...

Everyone who passed by my table questioned me. Was that suppose to be a compliment or... Hmm... Do I look so odd? Wait.. then I went to the library before class.

(the librarian, a lady)
"Excuse me Mr, are you from Taylors? Do you have a staff ID?"
I went, "Huh? I'm a student. And here's my STUDENT ID." Sigh...

0800 : My first period,

Miss Natalie (my ENG lecturer, Canadian) :
Gave me an odd look, "You're so supportive."
"Thanks Miss." =)

And then, the whole class bombarded me with questions about what I was wearing... I kept repeating my answer to each and everyone politely.. but.. (Man.. Why did I wear this damned thing? Don't treat me like a mascot.) I wondered About my fate for the next class.. Well, FYI each of my class are not of the same students.

0915 :
Was so relieved that out of 20 only around 4 interrogated me! Phew...

1145 : Break time.

Met my friends for lunch. More comments... But at least they didn't ask me WHY?? And said I look nice instead.. hey hey.. I'm getting the hang of it now. LOL. (perasan)
Oh yeah, and the mascot for peace, which is me had a significance of my own. Was dubbed "Peace Ambassador."







1300 : Chemistry

Mr Andrew :

"Hey! Going for an interview or something?"
"Nope. Peace Ambassador from the United Nations."

That's how it went. It wasn't a peaceful day after all. I had to wait for my bus for 2 hours. Damn. And I was swearing at the bus driver. Peace, mister...








Anyway, I looked something like this. LOL!!
Peace radiating white.






Ok. Done with the crap.

1730 : Reached home. Took my bath. Jumped on my bed. Now it's peaceful. Mmmm... Zzzz...


Peace at last...

One is bad enough... but three???

Guys, have you ever tried shopping with girls before? Well, things might have been different for you as it was for me. One is green; peaceful. Two is yellow; a bit cocky. Three or more is red; danger and you would want to wish to get back home alive, safe and sound. I took the RED ones out. No complaints, my mistake. LOL.

It was a fine night. I headed to the restaurant for dinner, when the ends got loose and I found myself being a thorn among the roses. Sweet they are. It wasn't planned. Three gals and a guy. Ate a single roti canai though I was starving. The trio intended to shop for a birthday present for a friend, in Mydin roughly 5 minutes walk from our apartment.


Me : I'm coming too. If you don't mind? Gonna check my balance.
(hehe... could practise a little flirting now)

(my #1 mistake)

Girls : Of course we wouldn't mind! You're most welcome! (he got the bait!)

And that was that. Laughing and crapping together, we tracked our path. The trio were making a supreme effort trying to relate me with one of them. Hmm... Let me think... It wouldn't be fair for the other two if I chose just one to be my pair and so I thought of an alternative. Why not all?
(GOSH! =O I'm a casanova)

(my #2 mistake)

Upon reaching, I checked my balance and told them that i'm done. They still had things in their mind though. Knowing that it would be awkward if I leave, I decided to tag along like a parasite. (guess it won't take long)

(my #3 mistake)

I enjoyed moments of laughter. Then I realized that they were still clueless of what to buy!! That means trouble. I helped and joined the hunt. They chose I commented. (a critic again..)
But... they just don't want to STOP!!! Darn. 1 hour flew. Will they ever decide? Sigh..

Girl #1 : Hey! I'm done!

Girl #2 : Me too!

Girl #3 : Lets pay and head back!

Me : Phew... At last...

Girls : Yes? Any problem?

Me : Nope! Nothing! Make a move now. (Yeah!! My laptop waiting for me!)


We paid and got down the elevator when one said something about food piles to stock up. (sign of more shopping to be made)

And so... I ended up walking around the mall again... Sigh... Round and round... Chocolates, milk, biscuits... Sob... They won't spare any!! By that time I told my little heart not to break into tears of regret. (I repent)

Another 30 minutes gone by the shopping carts and it was the end. I hope. Oh yeah it was. We walked back. They offered me "gifts" for accompanying them. Its not sweet to reject and so I sticked out my hands like a wooden puppet and proudly received my "gifts." Darn it.

(my #4 mistake)

(I should have known, these girls are smart. Sigh.. Sucks to my underestimation. I thought they were innocent.)

RED ALERT (Tips for the innocent guys)

gifts after a shopping spree = lots and loads of burden to carry

Lesson Learned.


CARTOONS UNANIMATED!!!









Chicken's shopping list. Short and simple.
Chick's? NO way!!!














This is an irrelevant chicken talk. Well, they mentioned shopping anyway.



















I didn't know chicken's were so involved in the pony sellling business. I bet they are phonies. Don't shop for one of these.















I have no idea of what's going on. LOL.
The chicken is telling the truth. Trust me.
















I'm not spending half my life eating tripe to give you lots of free entertainment in the market. But, hell, if someone else wants to eat tripe, what do I care?















All in my wife's wardrobe right now. Stop searching and come to my house.
















It happens.
















Nerds or non-nerds. Shopping is terrible.











Happy shopping guys. I wish you luck. ^_^

Fingers Away!

I was up late last night, on the bed with my laptop on top of my lap. Trying to sleep yet the cyber world was too tempting to resist. It's free anyway, so why not? LOL. Then, at one time I guess i fell asleep and had a weird dream. Finicky dream about fingers. I was startled by a creepy sound and woke up to find one of my housemate sleeping in the hall, the TV on, AXN but muted, he was snoring out loud with his MIDDLE FINGER in his mouth. Ooo... Finger... and mouth... and saliva... a finger job? I wonder...

So, I Googled "finger" for the sake of killing time; I couldn't sleep after that. I found some funny pics from hemmy.net, my gratitudes to the site. Well, then this is what I did after that :

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This pic reminded me of someone back in my past!Anyway, cute and nerdy look alike.









The delivery is here! I ordered McD, I guess this is the delivery guy. I didn't know he would come all up to the 19th floor. Thanks, blue-eyed John Doe.









This is what happened next. BURPPPP!!!









And then... after struggling with my stomach...
Ewwww... Gross!!!!












Soon... I went from KO to OK. I wanted badly to go to the beach to get some relaxing but realized KL is made of nothing but buildings, buildings and buildings. Suffocation. Argghhh!! I ended up imagining instead. I'm telling you, imagination is bliss. LOL. Just look at me! Cool huh?








Not enough of that peculiar stuffs, I did some online NST-ing. And I got mad. Real mad. Racists flooding our government and no action to curb this ongoing malicious phenomenon. Instead its ISA for those who expressed freedom of speech. What the hell is going on??

The Prime Minister is scared? Chills running down perhaps, scared he would lose the government... Lol... I can imagine... Like this...
Hehehe...

And Zaid, you pissed me off alright. What crap are you talking about??! A cute young lady reporter detained under ISA because of you!! You should be in there instead. Damn. Damn. DAMN!! WTF! Even animals can rule the government with the likes of you. Imprudent, impudent, impertinent. What more can I say? Sigh... disappointed... I guess i'll let my finger do the talking. Here you go... My gratitudes.

I'm sorry to say, but you people deserve my finger.
LOL.









Oh my god!!! Guess what happened the next second I posted this? (Foreshadowing the future.)

Prime Minister : Mr Neo Intrepidus, you are under arrest and will be detained under the
Internal Security Act.

Me : But... WHY??? I know nothing!!

Prime Minister : Your finger is accused of sodomising politicians a few seconds ago.

Me : WHAT THE F**K??!!

Prime Minister : Yeah, your finger did that. Now come with me.

Me : LOL. This is what happens. Goodnight folks.


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Damn. Now, I'm under ISA too. Who is gonna start the revolution?? Help me.. and join me.. Hehe...



















That's my finger alright.
LOL.
























Those who were offended, my sincere apologies. =)