Trouble with words?

Here's a whole new vocabulary for ye! Just for laugh gags.



Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Beelzebug - Devil in the form of mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Blamestorming - Sitting down in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible for it.

Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Bungee Jumping - Suicide with string attached.

Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people.

Chickens - The only creature that you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Divorce - The future tense of the word marriage.

Giraffiti - Vandalism, spray-painted very, very high.

Monogamy - A boring game for adults. Also refer to the disease one-gina.