Here's a whole new vocabulary for ye! Just for laugh gags.
Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
Beelzebug - Devil in the form of mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Blamestorming - Sitting down in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible for it.
Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Bungee Jumping - Suicide with string attached.
Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people.
Chickens - The only creature that you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Divorce - The future tense of the word marriage.
Giraffiti - Vandalism, spray-painted very, very high.
Monogamy - A boring game for adults. Also refer to the disease one-gina.
A Dream
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8 weeks ago, I came to where everything began. Stepping my feet once again
in the UK felt like a dream, once again. 5 weeks ago, I struck it lucky
again by...
5 years ago