Trouble with words?

Here's a whole new vocabulary for ye! Just for laugh gags.



Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Beelzebug - Devil in the form of mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Blamestorming - Sitting down in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible for it.

Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Bungee Jumping - Suicide with string attached.

Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people.

Chickens - The only creature that you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Divorce - The future tense of the word marriage.

Giraffiti - Vandalism, spray-painted very, very high.

Monogamy - A boring game for adults. Also refer to the disease one-gina.

I'm into penguins!!

Haha! All of a sudden I fell head over heels in love with penguins. They are my official mascots now! They are very far relatives of ducks.

Take a look at this article I found!!

MORGANTOWN, WV (IWR News Satire) - President George W. Bush was attacked by flock of angry penguins following his Independence Day message on climate change while visiting West Virginia University in Morgantown, West Virginia, July 4, 2005.

The penguins, which were part of a promotion for the March of the Penguins movie, attacked Bush after he said that he would not support a Kyoto style agreement on global warming.

Although Mr. Bush acknowledged that some of global warming was caused by human activity, he blamed the majority of the problem on "smelly, dirty animals like penguins, sea otters and capybaras".

Mr. Bush, who is known to have a severe bird phobia since childhood, fainted and then regained consciousness later after being treated with smelling salts.

Bush was then carried off on stretcher while sobbing and asking for his teddy bear until he was sped off in an ambulance.

CARTOONS UNANIMATED!!

Poke the Penguin - Poke the penguin at your own risk

Rico, Private, Kowalski, Skipper and Skipper's Girl

NOW WATCH THIS AND ENJOY!!

The Underwear

What's so special about underwears? Well, let me tell you. Today I found out that mine can fly...

It was hanging right by the window and when I went to it, it jumped off from the 19th-storey. And it escaped the jump unharmed.

It was a red underwear. My favourite colour.

Happy!!! I'm SO Happy!!

Hahaha!! Such a long long time!! It has been such a long long time since I last felt such happiness! I had longed for this so much more than anything else... I had once sacrificed my identity to save myself from a dreadful situation. I paid the price worthy of myself to save my life. I succeeded, though I lost the "me" in me.

From the tiny sparks that I saw today, it enlightened me and brought my flame back. Though not wholesome, a pinch of it would do for me. I'm very very happy!!! Haha! I know its a very confusing post to many but its relevant to me!

Hamlet Assignment!

We did this funny assignment last week that we had to put on props and costumes for the play Hamlet by William Shakespeare. Then, we took around 20 pics of us "acting" the play and present it to the class with some explanation on the significance of the freeze frames.

It was kinda fun as we used whatever we can get around us for props and costumes!! Wanna look at the results?? Here are some pics! LOL.






Haha! That crown is from Burger King!











Yep!! I'm acting as the ghost (it was supposed to be a ghost wearing armor).









I like this pic because of the lighting effects and the dark mood!











OK. OK. Don't laugh. I look extremely silly with that beard. (That's cotton! They stuck it on my cheek and chin with double-sided tape! OUCH!)












Hehe.. Here comes the ghost again!! (I'm fully wrapped with aluminium foil).




THIS IS THE MAKING OF HAMLET!!

(Got some funny pics to put under this section. But... Sob... I lost my pendrive that had all the pics... Will get the pics the next day from my friends! So wait and look out for the update!)



One of the most ridiculous picture of me... (proud to say that). That's a bowl on my head. Hey! my beard is coming off!!












Hahaha. Random pic.


















Please don't laugh at me. It's a girl's shirt. And I hate the lines on them.

No Joke On April Fools' Day

Want to see the most lame April Fool joke of the century? I found this interesting clip that you might want to checkout. Anyway, my fooling statistics for 2009, I didn't fool anyone but I got fooled once.

Watch this!!

Click the play button.