Crazy guy at McD

Went to have lunch in McD today during my break. I stepped in and purchased my Mc Value Lunch. Was looking for the straw. Was not in its usual place. Searched, couldn't find, asked and found it resting beside the sauce table.

I was just about to take my seat when a man passed by walking furiously. The idiot nearly tipped off my drink!! That done, he was shouting. "Where is the straw?! Where is the straw?! You people don't know the right place to place it ah?!" He didn't give a second for the waiter to reply. He rushed to the cashier counter and shouted for straw again. The supervisor who happened to be there told him that it was near the sauce table. The bastard tak puas hati then scowled at him. "You supervisor kan? Don't you know where to place the straw?! I'm late for a meeting because of you!" (he made me real SICK) Then he turned around right to my table and BANG.

Fuck. This time he really spilled my drink and it was all over my shirt. Shit. I need to go to work. Pissed off, I turned at him. Polite at first (obviously he was elder than me but I wanted a quarrel).

"Excuse me sir, you just rammed into my table and spilled my drink all over."

"I was just looking for a straw and your table blocked my way."

"Bravo! That's a very solid reason hermit man (he was rather short. at least a bit shorter than I am), I admit. "

"What are you getting at? Don't you have menace talking to someone elder than you like that?"

"Practice what you preach. I might be younger than you but I guess by the way you act I can tell that you are no wiser than a 5 year old kid."

By this time everyone was looking at me and him.

Then he started shouting again like a raging mad bull. "What are you all looking at?"

I was half chuckling and addressed to him, "Sir, they have eyes sir. And so they look. You are looking at them as well sir, should they shout at you back?"

People started to laugh. And I felt power. LOL. Serves him right. Acting like a moron. From the looks, he looks like a pretty wealthy bussinessman or something. The hell I care. He need to be tamed. Unfortunately, by me.

Anyway, back to our hermit man. He was pissed off now. He came close to me and shouted,

"Watch your mouth!! You don't know who I am."

I entertained him coldly. Taking a bite of my Mc Chicken. I replied,

"Yeah right, as if I want to know who you are. You're a waste of time."

That rubbed him in. He was really fucked up. The next thing I know his hands were on my shirt. I remained calm, reached for my cup and sipped the remaining drink.

"Yes sir? Would you like to replace my shirt for a new one? You ruined it."

He was furious that I was acting so so calm. Can see that from his face. Vibrating with such anger that he could beat a rattle snake in battle.

He was ready to give me a punch when a man sitting beside my table held his hand hard.

"Back off before I call the police. You've made enough mess already. He's younger than you but he got brains and you don't."

Humiliated, he left his food and walked out of the restaurant.

The man who helped me patted me on the back.

"You're pretty good at dealing with people like him. He deserves it. I enjoyed the comedy relief for my lunch." He laughed and took his seat.

Everyone smiled at me and some gave me thumbs up. LOL. I welcomed the spotlight.

Lost Update

Oh my god.. Such a damn long time I didn't update my bloody blog. At last now I have time! Yeah! Have lots to crap.

It's Over

ICPU is over at last. Don't know whether to feel happy or sad. Freakin' bored. I simply hate it when I got nothing to do or when there's too many things to do that I don't know which one to choose.

Its decided. I'm gonna start leeching. Download and load my laptop as much as I can. Thanks to rapidshare, depositfiles, hotfile, megaupload, easyshare and quebfiles. Now, I don't have to pay for anything.

Rube Goldberg Project!! A.K.A. "Quackland Golf Resort"

Yeah!!! At last!! It worked!! We had a fluctuating success rate but it worked just perfectly at the end of the day!

Let 0 = failure and 1 = success

And this were the statistics.

01010101

Haha! Lucky the last one was a GREAT SUCCESS!! Lol. It was worth it. We used up so much of our time on the project. Sleepless nights. Gosh. Popped so many balloons! (which was fun) and yeah.. fell into deep frustration when it failed for a number of times.. Haha.

Anyway, take a look at the video!! (sorry the video is not upright)




More pictures here!! Take a look! But before that, something about Quackland. Our end task was suppose to be lighting up a bulb. It was deprived of some deco and I happened to have a rubber ducky with me.

So, the rubber ducky ended up being lighted up! Lol. Its kinda cute anyway. And yeah, me and my friend Alfie stayed wake throughout the night and at around 500 a.m. we were discussing for a project name and in the end we decided the ducky as our mascot! That is how we got the name "Quackland Golf Resort." Hehe..


Woohoo!! That's our ducky!!
















If you take a closer look, the long road is labelled Quackland Highway. Lol. This is the result of not getting enough sleep.










Credits to Shang Khoon for the "potential energy car." Hehe..











One of our best steps!! The blue liquid is "Formula X." According to Alfie, it is edible but not tasty.












We scribbled everywhere! Hehe.. I like this magnet powered step as well..










Wanna party?? Let's pop the balloon!! Hehe.. Many people got scared when the balloon popped suddenly. Lol.








Whole view

Top View

Let's Meet In Heaven

This is an unexpected poem! It doesn't have a meaning. Really. Made it for the sake of supporting my friend's thesis. Hehe..



Let's Meet in Heaven

Fragments of our missing dream
Pieces from here and there
Fall in place along the line
Disappearing between you and me
Life seems so stagnant

People contain themselves in a prison of mind
Giving it a name; culture they say
Born in forms
Of indestructable laws and norms
Not letting it to adapt to change
My desires and needs nailed
I tried but failed

Don't they understand?
That my love has no boundaries
Race is not a matter
What more can I do?
I'm shattered into pieces
My love was tender and true
But in the end it doesn’t even matter

I'm pushed to my limits
I'm suffocating
I can't forget and let it go
If you love me, please dont do what I did
My last words to you my love..
I love you...
I'll meet you in heaven
Goodbye...

Busy!!

Sigh.. Really don't have much time to spend my time here blogging.. Exam is in 3 weeks time.. And final projects are reaching the deadlines..

So much work... So little time...

Sorry, have to end the post with this emoticon...

Trouble with words?

Here's a whole new vocabulary for ye! Just for laugh gags.



Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Beelzebug - Devil in the form of mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Blamestorming - Sitting down in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible for it.

Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Bungee Jumping - Suicide with string attached.

Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people.

Chickens - The only creature that you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Divorce - The future tense of the word marriage.

Giraffiti - Vandalism, spray-painted very, very high.

Monogamy - A boring game for adults. Also refer to the disease one-gina.

I'm into penguins!!

Haha! All of a sudden I fell head over heels in love with penguins. They are my official mascots now! They are very far relatives of ducks.

Take a look at this article I found!!

MORGANTOWN, WV (IWR News Satire) - President George W. Bush was attacked by flock of angry penguins following his Independence Day message on climate change while visiting West Virginia University in Morgantown, West Virginia, July 4, 2005.

The penguins, which were part of a promotion for the March of the Penguins movie, attacked Bush after he said that he would not support a Kyoto style agreement on global warming.

Although Mr. Bush acknowledged that some of global warming was caused by human activity, he blamed the majority of the problem on "smelly, dirty animals like penguins, sea otters and capybaras".

Mr. Bush, who is known to have a severe bird phobia since childhood, fainted and then regained consciousness later after being treated with smelling salts.

Bush was then carried off on stretcher while sobbing and asking for his teddy bear until he was sped off in an ambulance.

CARTOONS UNANIMATED!!

Poke the Penguin - Poke the penguin at your own risk

Rico, Private, Kowalski, Skipper and Skipper's Girl

NOW WATCH THIS AND ENJOY!!

The Underwear

What's so special about underwears? Well, let me tell you. Today I found out that mine can fly...

It was hanging right by the window and when I went to it, it jumped off from the 19th-storey. And it escaped the jump unharmed.

It was a red underwear. My favourite colour.

Happy!!! I'm SO Happy!!

Hahaha!! Such a long long time!! It has been such a long long time since I last felt such happiness! I had longed for this so much more than anything else... I had once sacrificed my identity to save myself from a dreadful situation. I paid the price worthy of myself to save my life. I succeeded, though I lost the "me" in me.

From the tiny sparks that I saw today, it enlightened me and brought my flame back. Though not wholesome, a pinch of it would do for me. I'm very very happy!!! Haha! I know its a very confusing post to many but its relevant to me!