IELTS Test

This was on Saturday, 7th March 2009.

A Saturday and I have to get up early. Sickening.

The whole exam process was so so rigid that I couldn't stop hating it. I had my apartment key in my pocket and the invigilator said :

"Do you have anything in the pocket?" (while feeling my jeans pocket... She molesting me!!)

"No, nothing in particular for me to cheat in the exam."

"You have a key in your pocket. I'm sorry you can't bring them in."

"Keys too?" (sigh... never mind...)

We were in the hall 45 mins early... We were told to be there that early. So boring!! More more! All the students placed their pens and pencils on top of the table and on of the invigilator kept saying something that sounded like something else to me.

She said, "Pens down on the floor."

Again, "Pens on the floor."

And again "Pens DOWN."

And all the time I heard PANTS and not pens.

To you my heart away...

Dear Angel...

Here, to you I give my heart away

For you to ponder deep inside

I see yourself embedded in lay

It's all so clear and nothing to hide

Your presence in my heart makes the roses red

To see your lips so sanguine, blushing for shame

Your tender hands on me you let

Dyed in blood you made my heart shed

My Angel...

Hope you'd try this ring of purest love

The diamond so precious, my love is true

The waves in motion just won't move

But faith and hope in my heart you grew

The living heat your eye beams make

Warmed my heart when it snowed

My faltering voice, your conscious eyes

Your love caught me in by surprise

The vault of heaven make the welkin ring

For my love to wear when she's in sing

Graceful dance your fingers make

When I'm to touch, it seems like fate

The gem is clear no need for foil

Your face, your fame is free from soil

You'll like this dear, cause from me you have it

But I like your love more dear, cause it's you who gave it

So now, here I give away my heart to you

This diamond heart of mine cuts glass and steel

Your love's like force, in my firm heart I feel

Both equal in love, we sought our bliss

Sweetheart...

As long as I live, I promise...

You'd remain under the aegis of me..

You... To whom I gave my heart away...

(I love this poem. This is one of the best poems on love I made so far)

Friday the 13th

Anyone said bad luck? I had always wondered why people keep saying that its bad luck on Friday 13th. Guess I would just have to find out! And yeah I did.

The whole day I was blabbering to my friends about the significance of the date. We opened registration for a new club that we formed. And guess what? They HAD to make a Friday 13th poster for some gooey attractive purpose. It was of black and red. Sorry I don't have a pic of it, it did look cool. Will get it tomorrow. LOL.

And then I had a debate today and it went well. (no effect of bad luck of any sort)

I went to Times Square with a friend to meet another friend. And... This is when it happened. My very slim hand phone slid off my pocket and I lost it. On the way back.

Very fortunate huh? Lost all my contacts. Lost my credit. Lost some valuable messages. No, priceless. Lost the only evidence I had to send a "BEST" friend of mine to jail. (I'm no traitor, note the double quotation). And now I'm a hand phoneless guy. Lol.

Yeah. That's the phone. Well, one lucky thing was... I did not change the screen after I broke it some time ago. If not it would have been a waste.
For that one reason, I guess I could afford a smile.


Hehehe.

Debate!!

Woohooo!! In for a debate tomorrow!! Hope I could get a kick out of it. MUST put the best of all. LOL.

See? I'm already getting all excited! Passion passion!! Haha!! I would never disappoint those who gave their heart to me. I've got a weird team!! Me an Indian, a Korean girl and a Malay guy. Very mixed up team! Unique eh?

We are in for it! And yeah, losing is never an option!!

Hmm... Actually im making too much fuss over a mock debate. The worst is coming next week! LOL! KDU competition!!

Secret Admirer!!

OK. Here's a real breakthrough! I have a secret admirer!! LOL. That's what I'd like to believe anyway.

Yeah! Just an hour ago I received a message in my hand phone from some unknown number.

"Hi Darling..."

I was like huh? A message with Darling? I thought that was ages ago...

I replied quite late as I was not aware that I had a message.

"Yes honey?"

But... Till now no reply... Sob...

Mourning...


I have a hunch that its that fucked up guy trying to play tricks with me again. Well I do have hundreds of free sms left so.... Well lets just entertain and get entertained for a little longer... LOL (evil laughter)

A Thought Of Murder

Murder. To kill or not to kill?

Oh yeah baby. I'm sooo hooked up on this. I found myself an enemy!! Haha! Actually he found me. I call him the Crackbrained Cracker. The case is that he goes around stealing identities. He colonialised my Friendster and I had to abandon it permanently. I lost a blog, a WHOLE blog because of that ass sniffer. Devil.

I have a brain of a detective. I found out who he is and that does it. He's gonna die. You think you can get out of this without a mess? Think again. You've invited trouble and a BIG one too. I'll make sure you get skinned alive. LOL. You really got the wrong person to mess with big guy. I might be small but my little brain spins twice as fast compared to yours.

You dug your own grave. I'm waiting for the right time to take you down. Just don't think that I'm not gonna do anything about it. I have enough proof dickhead. We'll celebrate your departure to hell later on. Haha. Good luck with your remaining lifetime. Enjoy while you can.

Signing off...

Yours truly...

Short Term Memory Loss

Gosh! I guess I'm really going mad! Its been happening for some time...

FIRST ENCOUNTER

I was in the elevator going down the floor of my apartment. Heading straight out of the building, I met two of my friends.

"Where you guys went la?"

"Just got back from Sunway. Where are you heading?"

"Well... (I paused) I'm not sure where I'm going la..."

"Huh? You serious?"

"Weh! I really forgot why I came down!! (I swear I couldn't remember) Wait... I remember I
wanted to do something important though... Sigh..."

"Thilages, are you for real?" (laughing away)

"Yalah yalah... Somehow It will get to my brain as I walk."

"OMG!! (hearty laughter) Wish you luck!!" (with a nasty smile on the face)

(Slapped forehead)

"My luck..."

Don't ask me what happened after that. It was a Friday 13 to me.

I walked to Mydin. I was pretty sure I was about to head there before. (actually I wasn't sure at all and I hoped that I was)

Feeling thirsty, I grabbed a bottle of coke. Took some titbits and brought it up to the counter.
(still wondering whether it was this that I wanted to do)

When I opened my wallet to pay the bills, I was in for a shock. Damn. Now I know why I came out in the first place... I'M BROKE! And I was after the CIMB bank which is in Summit.

"It's RM 15.10. Do you have ten cents?"

(dead... How am I gonna get out of this mess??)

"Err... " (giving a puzzled look and pretending to search for a penny in the pocket)

"Its ok if you don't have ten cents."

"Well, that's not the case. The problem is... I don't have anything in my wallet... See?" (showed her my empty wallet)

"You have treats point card. You can use that."

"Oh yeah!! I forgot! Thanks!" (phew... saved...)


* Lesson to be learned
- be aware of empty pockets, check before you order...

Evil Papers!!

Tests. Darn them! Those papers... Whenever I see them looks as if they've got two red horns like a devil. Devil hunting for don't know what.

I can hardly find time for some heavenly pieces right here on this page. But I'm given SUFFICIENT amount of time for those papers where I write my hell of a piece. So they say.

I'm crapping. I wish I could burn them like hell note. LOL. That wouldn't happen would it?

The Peace Ambassador

It's weird. That's all I have to say. What's wrong with me wearing white?? Ok I was in a formal attire today. So? Anyone has anything against me? LOL. Good. I'd take silence as a NO. Perfect.


It all started like this :


~ Timeline ~

(of course its not that accurate)

SEPTEMBER 2008

0615 :
I chose my clothes from the wardrobe. White long sleeve, Lentino with black pants. Formal.

0625 :
My housemate,
"Hey! Do you have presentation today?"
"Nope. Just wearing it for world peace day."

0630 :
(in the lift)
"Jeremy! What's with the outfit today??"
I smiled - "Nothing. Just for peace."

0700 :
(in the campus cafe)
One of my girl friends,
"Whoah! You look smart."
"Gee.. thanks." (blushed. she is sweet anyway)

0700 - 0745 :
(i was in the cafe)
"You look so formal, what's up?"
"Why are you looking so smart huh?"

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bla bla bla...

Everyone who passed by my table questioned me. Was that suppose to be a compliment or... Hmm... Do I look so odd? Wait.. then I went to the library before class.

(the librarian, a lady)
"Excuse me Mr, are you from Taylors? Do you have a staff ID?"
I went, "Huh? I'm a student. And here's my STUDENT ID." Sigh...

0800 : My first period,

Miss Natalie (my ENG lecturer, Canadian) :
Gave me an odd look, "You're so supportive."
"Thanks Miss." =)

And then, the whole class bombarded me with questions about what I was wearing... I kept repeating my answer to each and everyone politely.. but.. (Man.. Why did I wear this damned thing? Don't treat me like a mascot.) I wondered About my fate for the next class.. Well, FYI each of my class are not of the same students.

0915 :
Was so relieved that out of 20 only around 4 interrogated me! Phew...

1145 : Break time.

Met my friends for lunch. More comments... But at least they didn't ask me WHY?? And said I look nice instead.. hey hey.. I'm getting the hang of it now. LOL. (perasan)
Oh yeah, and the mascot for peace, which is me had a significance of my own. Was dubbed "Peace Ambassador."







1300 : Chemistry

Mr Andrew :

"Hey! Going for an interview or something?"
"Nope. Peace Ambassador from the United Nations."

That's how it went. It wasn't a peaceful day after all. I had to wait for my bus for 2 hours. Damn. And I was swearing at the bus driver. Peace, mister...








Anyway, I looked something like this. LOL!!
Peace radiating white.






Ok. Done with the crap.

1730 : Reached home. Took my bath. Jumped on my bed. Now it's peaceful. Mmmm... Zzzz...


Peace at last...

One is bad enough... but three???

Guys, have you ever tried shopping with girls before? Well, things might have been different for you as it was for me. One is green; peaceful. Two is yellow; a bit cocky. Three or more is red; danger and you would want to wish to get back home alive, safe and sound. I took the RED ones out. No complaints, my mistake. LOL.

It was a fine night. I headed to the restaurant for dinner, when the ends got loose and I found myself being a thorn among the roses. Sweet they are. It wasn't planned. Three gals and a guy. Ate a single roti canai though I was starving. The trio intended to shop for a birthday present for a friend, in Mydin roughly 5 minutes walk from our apartment.


Me : I'm coming too. If you don't mind? Gonna check my balance.
(hehe... could practise a little flirting now)

(my #1 mistake)

Girls : Of course we wouldn't mind! You're most welcome! (he got the bait!)

And that was that. Laughing and crapping together, we tracked our path. The trio were making a supreme effort trying to relate me with one of them. Hmm... Let me think... It wouldn't be fair for the other two if I chose just one to be my pair and so I thought of an alternative. Why not all?
(GOSH! =O I'm a casanova)

(my #2 mistake)

Upon reaching, I checked my balance and told them that i'm done. They still had things in their mind though. Knowing that it would be awkward if I leave, I decided to tag along like a parasite. (guess it won't take long)

(my #3 mistake)

I enjoyed moments of laughter. Then I realized that they were still clueless of what to buy!! That means trouble. I helped and joined the hunt. They chose I commented. (a critic again..)
But... they just don't want to STOP!!! Darn. 1 hour flew. Will they ever decide? Sigh..

Girl #1 : Hey! I'm done!

Girl #2 : Me too!

Girl #3 : Lets pay and head back!

Me : Phew... At last...

Girls : Yes? Any problem?

Me : Nope! Nothing! Make a move now. (Yeah!! My laptop waiting for me!)


We paid and got down the elevator when one said something about food piles to stock up. (sign of more shopping to be made)

And so... I ended up walking around the mall again... Sigh... Round and round... Chocolates, milk, biscuits... Sob... They won't spare any!! By that time I told my little heart not to break into tears of regret. (I repent)

Another 30 minutes gone by the shopping carts and it was the end. I hope. Oh yeah it was. We walked back. They offered me "gifts" for accompanying them. Its not sweet to reject and so I sticked out my hands like a wooden puppet and proudly received my "gifts." Darn it.

(my #4 mistake)

(I should have known, these girls are smart. Sigh.. Sucks to my underestimation. I thought they were innocent.)

RED ALERT (Tips for the innocent guys)

gifts after a shopping spree = lots and loads of burden to carry

Lesson Learned.


CARTOONS UNANIMATED!!!









Chicken's shopping list. Short and simple.
Chick's? NO way!!!














This is an irrelevant chicken talk. Well, they mentioned shopping anyway.



















I didn't know chicken's were so involved in the pony sellling business. I bet they are phonies. Don't shop for one of these.















I have no idea of what's going on. LOL.
The chicken is telling the truth. Trust me.
















I'm not spending half my life eating tripe to give you lots of free entertainment in the market. But, hell, if someone else wants to eat tripe, what do I care?















All in my wife's wardrobe right now. Stop searching and come to my house.
















It happens.
















Nerds or non-nerds. Shopping is terrible.











Happy shopping guys. I wish you luck. ^_^