Busy!!

Sigh.. Really don't have much time to spend my time here blogging.. Exam is in 3 weeks time.. And final projects are reaching the deadlines..

So much work... So little time...

Sorry, have to end the post with this emoticon...

Trouble with words?

Here's a whole new vocabulary for ye! Just for laugh gags.



Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Beelzebug - Devil in the form of mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Blamestorming - Sitting down in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible for it.

Bozone - The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Bungee Jumping - Suicide with string attached.

Cannibal - Someone who is fed up with people.

Chickens - The only creature that you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Divorce - The future tense of the word marriage.

Giraffiti - Vandalism, spray-painted very, very high.

Monogamy - A boring game for adults. Also refer to the disease one-gina.

I'm into penguins!!

Haha! All of a sudden I fell head over heels in love with penguins. They are my official mascots now! They are very far relatives of ducks.

Take a look at this article I found!!

MORGANTOWN, WV (IWR News Satire) - President George W. Bush was attacked by flock of angry penguins following his Independence Day message on climate change while visiting West Virginia University in Morgantown, West Virginia, July 4, 2005.

The penguins, which were part of a promotion for the March of the Penguins movie, attacked Bush after he said that he would not support a Kyoto style agreement on global warming.

Although Mr. Bush acknowledged that some of global warming was caused by human activity, he blamed the majority of the problem on "smelly, dirty animals like penguins, sea otters and capybaras".

Mr. Bush, who is known to have a severe bird phobia since childhood, fainted and then regained consciousness later after being treated with smelling salts.

Bush was then carried off on stretcher while sobbing and asking for his teddy bear until he was sped off in an ambulance.

CARTOONS UNANIMATED!!

Poke the Penguin - Poke the penguin at your own risk

Rico, Private, Kowalski, Skipper and Skipper's Girl

NOW WATCH THIS AND ENJOY!!

The Underwear

What's so special about underwears? Well, let me tell you. Today I found out that mine can fly...

It was hanging right by the window and when I went to it, it jumped off from the 19th-storey. And it escaped the jump unharmed.

It was a red underwear. My favourite colour.

Happy!!! I'm SO Happy!!

Hahaha!! Such a long long time!! It has been such a long long time since I last felt such happiness! I had longed for this so much more than anything else... I had once sacrificed my identity to save myself from a dreadful situation. I paid the price worthy of myself to save my life. I succeeded, though I lost the "me" in me.

From the tiny sparks that I saw today, it enlightened me and brought my flame back. Though not wholesome, a pinch of it would do for me. I'm very very happy!!! Haha! I know its a very confusing post to many but its relevant to me!

Hamlet Assignment!

We did this funny assignment last week that we had to put on props and costumes for the play Hamlet by William Shakespeare. Then, we took around 20 pics of us "acting" the play and present it to the class with some explanation on the significance of the freeze frames.

It was kinda fun as we used whatever we can get around us for props and costumes!! Wanna look at the results?? Here are some pics! LOL.






Haha! That crown is from Burger King!











Yep!! I'm acting as the ghost (it was supposed to be a ghost wearing armor).









I like this pic because of the lighting effects and the dark mood!











OK. OK. Don't laugh. I look extremely silly with that beard. (That's cotton! They stuck it on my cheek and chin with double-sided tape! OUCH!)












Hehe.. Here comes the ghost again!! (I'm fully wrapped with aluminium foil).




THIS IS THE MAKING OF HAMLET!!

(Got some funny pics to put under this section. But... Sob... I lost my pendrive that had all the pics... Will get the pics the next day from my friends! So wait and look out for the update!)



One of the most ridiculous picture of me... (proud to say that). That's a bowl on my head. Hey! my beard is coming off!!












Hahaha. Random pic.


















Please don't laugh at me. It's a girl's shirt. And I hate the lines on them.

No Joke On April Fools' Day

Want to see the most lame April Fool joke of the century? I found this interesting clip that you might want to checkout. Anyway, my fooling statistics for 2009, I didn't fool anyone but I got fooled once.

Watch this!!

Click the play button.

That Is So Sweet of You...

It was raining that day. Cold... I made my way into the air-conditioned classroom. Feeling colder, I shrinked the two frames of my shoulder to keep me warm. My eyes darted around the room searching for a familiar figure. Yes, it was her that I was looking for. I wondered how she is surviving the cold.

Yonder, I saw her in bright red. One arm on the other, sitting close to the wall. She has sensitive smooth skin, as light as cream. I watched her laughing jovially with her friends. Once, my eyes could not look away, glued to her pose and she caught me stealing a glimpse of her. In return, she gave me a pleasing smile.

I was contented with her reaction and smiled away, fancying myself sitting side by side with her. "Never mind now, one day I will sit with her and then I'll be the happiest person in the world. At least that's what I'd like to think," I told myself. Soon, the class commenced and I busied myself with work. From time to time, I took stealthy glances at her.

I noticed that her cheeks looked so pale and bloodless. It must be because of the chilly air. How I wished that I could rub my hands against hers to warm her up. "Sigh... What to do? I could just wish and let time to take its course. But its not so bad isn't it? Imagination is as evident as reality to me," I thought as I beckoned to my heart.

Shortly, class ended and the crowd of students dispersed. I waited for her when I came to the stairs, hoping to have a few words. She stayed back for a few minutes to ask some questions from our teacher and I waited still, my back leaning lazily against the wall and my thoughts lingered without a proper direction.

Before long, I heard her footsteps down the stairs. She saw me and stopped by my side, smiling sheepishly.

"You were waiting for me?"

"Yup!"

"Anything to say?"

"Nothing to say, just something to share..."

"Hmm... What is it?"

"Make a wild guess!"

"Come on... You know how lazy I am to think... Tell me! Tell me! I'm eager to know. What is it?"

At that instant, I reached out to her right hand and held it in both of mine, gently. Her tender hand was icy cold that I could feel the frost. I kept it for a few seconds in my grasp. As I let her hand slip, I said :

"Warmth, love and a place in my heart..."

"That is so sweet of you... I have no words to say..."

"I know you were cold. I can tell it from your face. You look weather-beaten and white. Just
wanted to add some colour in it. Care to give me a smile?"

"I'll give you a thousand if I can. Thank you... You really touched me..."

"I should thank you for that lovely smile of yours. It makes my day. Anyway, we should go.
Goodbye."

"Goodnight."

Education Inspector

Hehe... Another belated post!! Sigh... I'm procrastinating even in blogging. LOL. Well, never mind that. Here's a question, if you are a lecturer and you were told that an education inspector is going to come, what would you do?

Let me tell you what my English Lecturer did, Mr Dave Borden.

He actually discussed with us where to place the inspector when she comes and he found a perfect place! Lol. He said the best place for her was beside the rubbish bin. And yeah, he really did set the table there. RESERVED.

PS : Yan Ming! You demanded an update and here it is. Now I want you to create your blog!!!

CARTOONS UNANIMATED!!



I guess she did an unnamed baby. Father? Unknown too. Random.












I love that dog but I don't want to be its master.

















I beleaff spelin is nnot improtant. puh lease sport me?












Watch this video!! Its really really funny! The whole series is funny!!

IELTS Test

This was on Saturday, 7th March 2009.

A Saturday and I have to get up early. Sickening.

The whole exam process was so so rigid that I couldn't stop hating it. I had my apartment key in my pocket and the invigilator said :

"Do you have anything in the pocket?" (while feeling my jeans pocket... She molesting me!!)

"No, nothing in particular for me to cheat in the exam."

"You have a key in your pocket. I'm sorry you can't bring them in."

"Keys too?" (sigh... never mind...)

We were in the hall 45 mins early... We were told to be there that early. So boring!! More more! All the students placed their pens and pencils on top of the table and on of the invigilator kept saying something that sounded like something else to me.

She said, "Pens down on the floor."

Again, "Pens on the floor."

And again "Pens DOWN."

And all the time I heard PANTS and not pens.